- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

James Patrick Campbell

angelosnyder is not gay

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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