What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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I have a gay camel

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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