A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

outside your comfort zone

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

THE GAME

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

your mother

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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