Do you know what's funny? 9/11

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Women's rights.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

dyslexics of the world untie!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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