- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has a job.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

give me a thumbs up

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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