There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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