Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Womens Rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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