- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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