Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

My Nan, that is all.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

ass.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Samraj.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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