- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Grace Ackerson

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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