Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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How old is your mom Dead

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Cows are land manatees.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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DERP

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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