- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

A man... walks.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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