why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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