Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

test

A man... walks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

It says so on your cap.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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