Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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