4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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