- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Who is big and stupid My brother

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

balls

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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