- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

Sex education in Texas,

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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