- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

I hate long jokes -_-

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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