What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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An Artic Storm.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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