Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

KONY 2012

Anti Joke

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