What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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A child is in class. He really has to go to the bathroom. The teacher tells him if he can recite the alphabet, he can go to the bathroom. The kid holds his breath and goes A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. The teacher tells him good job and allows him to go to the bathroom. When the kid got there there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy. when the teacher noticed the boy was gone for a long time, he went to check on him. When the teacher saw the dead naked body of the boy hanging from the ceiling, he shot himself. The teacher had a family of a wife and 3 sons. The principal of the school had to call the Wife and let her know about the tragedy. The principal also thought this would be a good time to tell the wife that her husband has been having a homosexual affair with him. The wife takes her three sons and drives off a bridge. They all die minus one son (age 14) who had to grow up on the street with other homeless men. He became addicted to crack and when he ran out of places to get money from he decided to rob his old home. He broke into the house and didn't know that a new family has moved in, a married couple and their 1 year old baby. He doesn't want to go to jail, so he kills the baby, spreads the blood all over the parents, ties the dad up and makes him watch his wife get raped, then he shoots the parents before putting the gun on himself. A police officer who responded to the scene had a heart condition and the scene of the crime caused him to have a heart attack. But, he got to the hospital in time and lived.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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