- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Psychics.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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