what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Anti Joke

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