A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Justin Beiber

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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