- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

If i open this door you can go trough it

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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