- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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