why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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Women Sports.

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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