What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

ass.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

My Nan, that is all.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Samraj.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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