- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Your sex life.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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