Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Rick santorum

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

A baby seal walks into a club.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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