Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

whats the stage after cancer? you die

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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