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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

My wife made me a sandwich

Guess what? I like trains.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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