Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

What? Why?

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Lindsay Lohan

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Autism speaks but not really

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

butt sex

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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