- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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