What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Your future.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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