- Anti Joke

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.