- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

I hate blackniggers

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Knock, Knock ...

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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