What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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jibby jobby

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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Moral

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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