I will create more jobs for americans

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

What happened to Liam? He Died.

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

CAS

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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