what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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You're tall.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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