What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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knock knock whos their a person

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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