- Anti Joke

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Poop!!

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.