Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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ass.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Samraj.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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