Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Your mam is so fat.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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