What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

penis haha

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

Your Mother

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

U mad?

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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