What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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