What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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PSN IS UP

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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