women rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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