- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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DEATH.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

Don't believe in Atheists.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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