- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cows are land manatees.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

If i open this door you can go trough it

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