What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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