What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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