An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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OOOOPPS /

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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the holocaust

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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