- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

women sports....

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

black chicken. kfc

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

gabbi nunez ;)

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Who does creatine? James Cornish

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