an athiest walks into a church

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Poop.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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I like your hair

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Hey, Max!!

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I am a women

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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A man... walks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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