Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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Poop

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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A man penetrates another man.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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Dumb

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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hi dave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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