- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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