- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Me Neither.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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