Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Weed.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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