Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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