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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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