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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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