- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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