- Anti Joke

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.