- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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