What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Hi

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Andy Carrol

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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