Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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H o m o comes out as homo

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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