- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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