- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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