- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Female rights.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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