I'm Jewish

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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I need to start studying.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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