Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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God

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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