- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

2 + 2 = fish

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

2 Penises

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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