Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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God

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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uas;ugbasrG "khVESGF;OQWAEFH;OASEHFO;SAEFUASUusa;uefSOEHFSOEHDF;oasehf;oasehf;uoashvo;uasfo'H EF;owefhoaw;sefoasjefpiwaejf MINTY FRESGH

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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