What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Amazing

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split your ass cheek

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Justin Beiber

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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What is my name? I dont know

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learn. advance!

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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