What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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My dad

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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