Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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