There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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