- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Harry Chappell raped someone

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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