Michel Moor on a die...

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

women sports....

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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