What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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