why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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