Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Gay's

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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