- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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