- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

taking out the trash... at night

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

hey John will you make some copies

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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