Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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My mum is called Steve

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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chirs

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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your moms my other ride

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Anti Joke

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