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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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