Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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Dumb

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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