- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

a man checks his mypsace

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Alex Gedrose.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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