Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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