- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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