What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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