The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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