- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

anal seepage

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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