How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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