Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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