Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

Im batman...suck it losers

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

david weres the slug gone

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

lewis ya baggy fuck

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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