- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

knock knock who's there? hope

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

watch me nae nae

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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