Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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