OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Whats white? A fridge

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Where's the dick??? east

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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