why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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baskets

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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