Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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Hail Heetluh

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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The government

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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baskets

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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